Wednesday, March 20, 2013
This is what happens when I'm not fed proper meals.
I TRANSFORM INTO YOGI BEAR BY MOONLIGHT.
Lol.
Yeah, I didn't have a proper dinner,
so I was scavenging for food in the cupboards like Yogi in a picnic basket.
Man,
I'm telling you right now.
It ain't easy being Yogi.
I found some Campbell cans,
and I was like SCORE!
And then it turned out that it was between Clam Chowder and some Scallop thing.
So.
Chowder it is.
*looks at the top*
NO.
They changed it to the tab kind,
so you'll have to pull it instead of using a can opener.
While that is easy for the masses,
the last time I did it,
I left a piece of my own flesh behind an old lady's refrigerator,
and blood splashed all over the wall like a movie scene out of Saw.
So.
NO.
I looked at the bottom,
oh you gotta be kidding me.
YEAR 2011??
*sigh*
*puts it back into the cupboard*
[
On second thought, I should have just chucked it away]
What else, what else..
Urgh.
No more instant noodles, please. T-T
*Looks into another cupboard*
...We have nothing but flour.
WHY DO WE HAVE SO MUCH FLOUR??
[For baking, I know.]
[But still. Srsly. -.-]
Ok. Ok.
Check the fridge.
*opens fridge*
AHA. SOUP.
PROPER. HOMEMADE. SOUP.
*quickly takes it out and opens it*
Yes.
"You gotta be kidding me..."
A whole layer of lard was floating on the surface.
*sigh*
Guess I'll go hungry tonight.
I'm not a happy camper.
[Haha get it!! I'm so punny.]
[Because it's Yogi?]
[And Yogi steals from campers??]
[Ah nevermind.]
