Thursday, November 25, 2010
Happy Thanksgiving!!
Killed a turkey today? :)
LOL, being disturbing today, are we?
In my country,
we don't celebrate Thanksgiving.
Imagine how disappointing it was to go to Cold Storage,
and find out that they only sell raw turkeys.
Who wants raw turkeys?
I want my turkeys de-feathered and cooked!
[There's no such word as de-feathered btw,
Yeah, Rachel's fabulous dictionary of non-existing words.]
So I was in a joyful mood today,
[before I found Cold Storage's cache of raw turkeys]
and sent out this text
"HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! Gimme my turkey!!"
And the lovable people who replied:
Friend 1 - "Haa.. Draw you one."
Friend 2 - "Haha what the. It's in the oven."
AUNT - "Chew your own Turkey."
[LOL WHAT ON EARTH?!]
Friend 3 - "Who are you??"
[EPIC]
To which he replies ..
"What turkey? You mean bowling, 3 strikes in a row Haha"
[Which apparently, he was joking,
but I like to think he doesn't know what turkey means.]
Friend 4 - "Haha. I'll pass you a BIG rotting one, how's that?"
[So I said,"Aren't you supposed to be a gentleman?"]
And of course, being my friend,
he replied,"Haha. I'll promise to pass the rotting turkey to you gently, how's that?"
Aren't my friends just the lovable ones?
So I highly recommend, just for your own entertainment,
to send that out, and see who actually replies and what the replies are.
And if it's awesome, post it in the tagboard,
cause well, the love needs to be shared right?
Alrighhht!
Let's end this Thanksgiving post with a video, aite?
I hoped that one of the Youtubers I subscribed to would make a video just for Thanksgiving,
but I guess they're too busy killing turkeys.
So.. This one's pretty good too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CndP1fYC0M
I'm quite sure some of you have seen it though,
it was in year 2007 and it had 1,710,170 views.
[Nice number!]
I'm quite sure one of YOU guys were part of those
"1,710,170" views.
Finally,
have fun,
celebrate with your family,
and get some turkeyyyyy.
Turquie.. And out!
Psst! If you're wondering why I'm talking a little sarcastically today,
I'M BLAMING CHUGGAACONROY.